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i had that for a while and still do sometimes grrrr it suuuuuuucks

why does dysphoria ruin absolutely everything i can’t even enjoy jerking off because of it, jesus christ this is super unfair.

estellecampanella:

miwafwakes:

mutisija:

disheveled-dogma:

Okay, so, basically, it’s a vibrator, but, it goes with the rhythm/beat of whatever you are listening to.
It’s $69.99. (lol)
My friend and I saw this in our Human Sexuality class presentation, looked at each other and our jaws dropped.
“Dubstep.”

how about speedcore

kidz bop

okay but don’t actually buy this apparently it works horribly and either breaks or stops working correctly after like a dozen uses i’ll be damned if it’s worth a whole 70 dollars

this is the worst sex toy i ever bough i’ve bought $5 vibrators that have lasted five times as long as this fucker DON’T BUY IT

estellecampanella:

miwafwakes:

mutisija:

disheveled-dogma:

Okay, so, basically, it’s a vibrator, but, it goes with the rhythm/beat of whatever you are listening to.

It’s $69.99. (lol)

My friend and I saw this in our Human Sexuality class presentation, looked at each other and our jaws dropped.

“Dubstep.”

how about speedcore

kidz bop

okay but don’t actually buy this apparently it works horribly and either breaks or stops working correctly after like a dozen uses i’ll be damned if it’s worth a whole 70 dollars

this is the worst sex toy i ever bough i’ve bought $5 vibrators that have lasted five times as long as this fucker DON’T BUY IT

okay chris hemsworth i’m giving you an ultimatum: either you stop being so goddamn hot or you come here and fuck me the choice is yours and if you choose the latter you can totally bring your wife for a threeway.

i drew this forever ago it’s really ugly but it’s trans dude anghel and trans girl ryouta i love trans hatos

i drew this forever ago it’s really ugly but it’s trans dude anghel and trans girl ryouta i love trans hatos

pixielst:

Okay, internet. We talked about this. I’m done. I’ll call this off and never come back again.
credit: 東尼史塔克 鋼鐵人 Tony Stark (is where I found this anyway)

pixielst:

Okay, internet. We talked about this. I’m done. I’ll call this off and never come back again.

credit: 東尼史塔克 鋼鐵人 Tony Stark (is where I found this anyway)

nefertiti-is-my-division:

its-tuesday-again:

sometimes i think i might be bi but then

i’d rather climb a mountain than go in a cave, you feel me

‘cause you can see everything on a mountain but you never know what’s lurking in a cave

are you implying that any given vagina may or may not contain a bear

i want a bear in my vagina

Tango On Sale Now!

thelevamentumproject:

Have you been wanting to get your hands on the Feeldoe for forever, but its just a bit our of your price range? Well try the Tango! image

this sex toy has the same name as my cat. food for thought.

guess who’s gonna get laid

grrrlfever:

faithfulness—at—its—finest:

grrrlfever:

grrrlfever:

kiss my tummy (◡‿◡✿)

kiss my lips (◡‿◡✿)

kiss my neck (◡‿◡✿)

kiss my cheek (◡‿◡✿)

kiss my boob (◡‿◡✿)

kiss my vagina (⊙‿⊙✿)

there are two types of people

both parts of this text post were me what are u doing