May 2013
I JUST WANNA BE CUTE WHY DO I LOOK LIKE A POTATO
my hair was so cute at first but now it’s frizzyu i want it to curl not poof out i need some styling mousse or somethgin my hair is terrible and gross and i’m hot and my mood is fucking ridiculous i’m never going to pull an all-nighter again
man i wanna feel beautiful i want to kiss a boy or girl or both or multiple of either or even someone who’s both or neither i don’t really care i jsut feel so gross and unattractvie i just want cute people who i can actually see regularly to like me i don’t even need an so i jsut want austin friends
imagine what the calves of those fleecey cows look like. tiny spindly fleecey cows. i need to hug one stat.
i want a teeny fleecey cow g o d
cowboybeboop:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan. get off our website yahooligan!
makototsnaegi said: WHY ARE YOU TALKING IN TAGS YOU POOPER
#shhhh #I’m whispering
i just need to stay awake until 9:30 when i can take my pill one and a half more hours i can make it
meepy asked: Hello florian 20 year old guy! I have traveled from far-ish to wish you a happy time! May you live to the fullest and happily! Live life with a smile for everyone ok! ｡◕‿◕｡
Official Dress Code For All Females In Public...
smilingemoticon:
all shirts can only have pictures of Michael Jordan in his Space Jam uniform
sleeves must be long enough that people are convinced that you are a ghost
all pants can only have seven pockets. only seven. no more no less
your shoes must have at least one picture of a meme on them
always carry a boombox with you blasting out the Jimmy Neutron theme song repeatedly until you...
pandalollipop:
forever stares at Flo for years
ur welcome
never google carbuncle assuming it will bring up pictures of the final fantasy character especially if you have trypophobia always add ff to the end don’t ask questions just do it
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i’m so glad i didn’t go back to sleep because i needed to refill my night meds prescription thank goodness
kafkarockopera:
Yeah, idk, when are people gonna realize that being transgender isn’t something you wake up and DO one morning? There’s not a point in the timeline of someone’s life that just says “NOW. HERE. THIS IS WHEN THE TRANSGENDERING STARTS.”
transgendering is my new favorite word
doing ridiculous things for cosplay in your own home is one thing but now i’m in my parents’ home and ridiculous stuff is subject to judgment from said parents
BUT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND MOM
IT’S COSPLAY
the inside of my parents’ dryer is blue and green but i can’t clean it yet because i’m not done dying and if i clean it now it’ll get dirty again and i haven’t slept in at least 24 hours and i feel so bad about my parents’ dryer being discolored
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I just can’t fathom how people DON’T get that it’s rude. Or maybe they just don’t care that it’s rude. I think some people just like to remind others that they’re not ‘normal’ so they feel better about themselves.
we have so many ridiculous hierarchies built into society that we can’t even leave the...
masaothedog replied to your post: i was thinking about good ally qualities and i…
That seems like it would be really fucking awful to live through. I’m sorry.
i mean most of my friends/chosen fam have literally no issue with it it’s mostly people i don’t like (gee wonder if there’s any correlation there?) but i mean it still hurts esp when you put effort into passing and...
i was thinking about good ally qualities and i think possibly the best trans ally quality would be just letting us have our little victories??
like when a trans person goes, “hey i’m wearing [preferred gender clothing] and i really like how i feel in it!” don’t say “yeah but you still have [birth assigned gender quality].” god it’s so fucking annoying. do...
i also have mega mental illness related disabilities so i have trouble seeing my gender identity as anything similar to that.
on tumblr people can’t see me and they can’t find my birth name through the school databases so they have no choice but to go by what i’ve said until they know i’m trans.
real life is completely different, in real life i am always a girl until i tell people that i’m trans. you can correct pronouns as much as you want but sooner or later i’m going to have to say...
idk i think there are a lot of us who can’t pass as cis and get pushed around for it so most of us have to out ourselves to get people to respect us, and for us we can either be our birth assigned gender or trans. those are our choices. we can be ashamed to ask for proper pronouns or for people to use our preferred names or we can own it it’s not just an internal thing it’s a...
lilmissmarshmallow:
IM ALUGHING SO AHRD THESE TWO POKEMON ON YM DASH WENT TO A RESTUATN ON A DATE AND THEN OUT OF NOWHER ONE JUST. STATRTED FUKING TH OTHER GRAPHICALLY IN TH MIDDLE OF THE PLACE WHAT THE FUKC
reasons to rp on tumblr dot com
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bunnyfan194:
Okay tumblr, I’m procrastinating on sleeping so help me out!
I need ideas for what to fill/top my vanilla cupcakes with (I have like 8 leftover from tonight).
Any thoughts on what makes for a good cupcake filling or topping? I’m not a big fan of icing, so either light, fluffy icings or meringues are really good.
there’s an icing recipe for my favorite cake in the world but...
bridezillas makes me feel so much better about being a high maintenance cosplayer
i’m waffling between pink and black for my swimsuit white will stain (i will definitely spill on it) and i haven’t successfully pulled off lime green since i was a goth
black is a little cheaper but pink is so pretty
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hot pink
thank u
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DON’T JUST LIKE MY POST WHAT COLOR SHOULD I GET I HAVE HOT PINK WHITE BLACK AND LIME GREEN TO CHOOSE FROM
boywitch:
here.. I rolled this cigarette just for you.. theres no tobacco in it, just flowers.. and I didnt use rolling paper, I used the prettiest leaf I could find.. oh.. yes of course ill find you a real cigarette..
i’m trying to choose between four colors for swimsuits hhhhhhhhhhhh
confusedtree:
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals so let’s have no choice but to eat the weakest of our young during the harsh winter months
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where can i find two piece swimsuits in the “fat bitch” size
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the-vashta-nerada:
superwhoavengelockandme:
the-vashta-nerada:
i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going
like
if i start a show i’m in it until the end
in sickness and in health
till death or discontinuation do us part
man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from
BUT
Glee
oh yeah fuck...
i still think it’s so fucking hilarious that in that mafia game i distracted everyone from my lie about my role in the game by the fact that everyone kept calling me dicks
Second Game if you wanna join →
s1detracked:
i am the florax i speak for the queers: s1detracked: i am the florax i speak for the queers: s1detracked…
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tattooeddicks:
s1detracked replied to your post: i’ve started doing this thing where before bed if…
nice :) do you have any other methods...
s1detracked:
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tattooeddicks:
s1detracked replied to your post: i’ve started doing this thing where before bed if…
nice :) do you have any other methods for venting stress? I need some .x. I have unhealthy bad habits I’m trying to break, and I’m no artist, sadly
besides the...
s1detracked replied to your post: i’ve started doing this thing where before bed if…
nice :) do you have any other methods for venting stress? I need some .x. I have unhealthy bad habits I’m trying to break, and I’m no artist, sadly
besides the aforementioned perfectionist-proof (for me at least) drawing sometimes bubble baths help if i can sit still long enough to let it work. holding...
i’ve started doing this thing where before bed if i have gross feelings i vent draw with just markers and no pencil so i can’t obsess over perfectionism and it’s been working out pretty well except all the copic colors i use regularly are running out because i do full-picture coloring a lot
